Jesus H. Christ: Dinosaur Rider03.23.09
Really? I’m (pretty) sure that this is fringe Christianity, but give me a break. There are enough people out there who truly believe that their god rode dinosaurs that they needed to publish a coloring book for kids to teach them of this absurdity. And it’s not like The Son is riding just a stegosaurus or brontosaurus, either.
A fucking velociraptor.
Not that I’d expect a Biblical coloring book to get the specs correct on prehistoric reptiles, it sure looks more like a small T-Rex. Either that or Jesus was 12 feet tall. Which, hey, if we don’t know for sure that he rode dinos, then how do we know he wasn’t epically tall?
And how about those color descriptions. Perfect White? Really? As opposed to Abomination Black? While we’re at it, let’s forget the fact that Yeshua looks like Fabio.
Good job, Evangelicals. You worship a dinosaur riding Fabio. Your poor, brainwashed kids have no hope.