Terrelle Pryor, Genius09.07.09
I am so glad that Terrelle Pryor chose Ohio State over Michigan. After seeing this wonderful display of blatant factual and moral worthlessness, I couldn’t be happier with his decision.
According to the Buckeyes starting quarterback, we’re all murderers, so we should just forgive people for all of their infractions. Especially if that person happens to be Pryor’s idol: dog butcherer and Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick.
It’s one thing to let Vick back to work. It’s quite another to honor him and completely dismiss his terrible actions. Then again, in Pryor’s world full of murderers, electrocuting a few canines wouldn’t even be a blip on his moral radar.