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Carrie Prejean: Porn Star

11.05.09

Carrie Prejean strikes again! This is the fresh, young face of the GOP, ladies and gents!  And she’s in a – mock surprise! – a sex tape!

Shocker.

Prejean joins the ranks of such relevant American heroes as Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson Lee, and Paris Hilton.

Never would’ve guessed someone whose politics involve burying one’s self underneath a mask of bigoted ideology would be outed at some point (see Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, etc.).

Apparently the dethroned Miss California 2009 even had the gall to deny that it was her while watching the tape!  That is, until the camera panned up and clearly showed otherwise.

Probably a bad idea to claim to be this beacon of purity and value and then get breast implants, pose nude, then record yourself playing with yourself… and then somehow have that tape leaked out to TMZ.

Lesson learned: if you’re thinking about claiming to be a moral authority, don’t.

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One comment

  1. Awesome on so many levels.



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