Deciding if the GOP’s Conservative Movement is Right for You04.07.10
Now that Virginia’s Republican Gov. Robert McDonnell has decided to celebrate all things Confederate (because, as well all know, nothing screams “the good ole days” quite like slavery and Civil War), it’s time to take a good look at the GOP political party and decide if it’s for you.
“If you believe that if we still had segregation we wouldn’t “have had all these problems,” this is the movement for you. If you believe that your president is a Muslim sleeper agent, this is the movement for you. If you honor a flag raised explicitly to destroy this country then this is the movement for you. If you flirt with secession, even now, then this movement is for you. If you are a “Real American” with no demonstrable interest in “Real America” then, by God, this movement of alchemists and creationists, of anti-science and hair tonic, is for you.”
And I’d like to add one more for the sake of current events:
If you decry the decennial American Census as being part of Obama’s socialist agenda despite it being clearly required by the U.S. Constitution, this movement is for you.
Ignorant and proud, indeed.